Hello guys and ghouls! I’m Felipe Femur the skeleton! I’ve risen from my grave to introduce this section of skeleton jokes for kids. The family-friendly jokes that follow might have to do with skulls and bones, but they’re not bone dry and dead boring—in fact, they most often come with a healthy serving of laughter. These jokes have been know to get skeletons rolling in their graves… rolling with laughter. And as you know, everyone has a skeleton, so perhaps these will get your bones rattling with laughter, too. Humor can also be a useful tool. So remember, if someone ever has a bone to pick with you, consider lightening the mood with one of these jokes. Perhaps you can diffuse the situation and even become friends. Or you can use these skeleton jokes to tickle the funny bone of your current friends and family!
Why do skeletons like easy questions?
They’re no brainers.
Why did the skeleton put up a fence around the cemetery?
Because people were dying to get in!
Why didn’t the skeleton eat his vegetables?
He had no stomach for it!
Who won the skeleton muscle building contest?
Why do skeletons have a hard time lying?
Because you can see right through them.
Why are skeletons so happy?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why was there so little muscle on the deck of the ship?
It was a skeleton crew!
Why don’t skeletons watch scary movies?
They don’t have the guts!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to play baseball anymore?
Because his heart wasn’t in it.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the disco?
He was afraid of the boogie man!
Why do skeletons hate cold weather?
Because the wind cuts right through them!
Why can’t skeletons go anywhere but a church to play music?
They don’t have any organs!
Why did the skeleton not dance at the Halloween party?
He had no body to dance with.
What sort of soup makes a skeleton jealous?
One with plenty of body.
Why didn’t the cops believe the skeleton’s alibi?
Because he didn’t have a leg to stand on!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite website?
www.felipefemur.com. This skeleton’s favorite, at least.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why did the skeleton consult a fortune-teller?
To hear his horror-scope!
What do dogs like about skeletons?
Every bone in their bodies!