Halloween · Jokes
30 Halloween Jokes for Kids
Groan-worthy enough for lunchboxes, classrooms, trick-or-treat lines and one extremely proud skeleton.
Halloween jokes are useful party equipment. They fill awkward moments, give shy kids something to say, and require absolutely no cleanup.
Write a few on slips of paper for a joke bowl, tuck one into a lunchbox each day, or have kids practice delivering them with their most serious monster voice.
30 clean Halloween jokes
Why did the skeleton skip dessert?
Answer: He was already stuffed to the bone.
What room does a ghost avoid?
Answer: The living room.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Answer: Because of all the coffin.
What do witches put in their hair?
Answer: Scare spray.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: A neck-tarine.
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
Answer: It had no guts to go inside.
What do you call a dancing ghost?
Answer: The boogie man.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Answer: He wanted a light snack.
What kind of music do mummies like?
Answer: Wrap music.
What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Answer: Booberries.
Why did the witch ride a broom?
Answer: Her vacuum was too heavy.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Answer: Spare ribs.
Why do vampires like baseball?
Answer: They turn into bats.
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Answer: I-scream.
Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
Answer: He was outstanding in his field.
How do pumpkins fix things?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call two witches sharing a home?
Answer: Broommates.
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: You can see right through them.
What is a monster’s favorite bean?
Answer: A human bean.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Answer: Dayscare.
What do you call a sleepy vampire?
Answer: Count Napula.
Why did the zombie cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other side dish.
What is a witch’s favorite school subject?
Answer: Spelling.
How does a ghost unlock a door?
Answer: With a spoo-key.
What do skeletons say before dinner?
Answer: Bone appétit.
Why did the black cat sit on the computer?
Answer: It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a ghost chicken?
Answer: A poultry-geist.
Why did the candy go to school?
Answer: It wanted to be a Smartie.
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Answer: Boo jeans.
What did one jack-o’-lantern say to the other?
Answer: Cut it out!