Author Archives: Russell Dorn

Cheesy Eyeballs

Cheesy Eyeballs

Cheesy Eyeballs     Felipe Femur the skeleton, here. You might not recognize me in my Victorian detective outfit, but it’s me! I guess you couId say I’m a private EYE. That’s a joke because this recipe is about making eyeballs. Anyway, I want to share a simple recipe I’ve discovered for a great healthy snack. Whether you’re searching forContinue Reading

Radioactive Milkshake

Radioactive Milkshake

Radioactive Milkshake “Hello! I’m Gilli Fishel the lagoon creature. I want to share a simple recipe for one of my favorite guilty pleasures. The Radioactive Milkshake is a swamp favorite, especially in the summer when the sludge is boiling. A factory opened up years ago and began to dump delicious ‘waste’ into the swamp. However, inContinue Reading

Apple Bites

Apple Bites

Apple Bites     Gummy Garou the werewolf, here. I want to share the recipe for one of my favorite healthy snacks with you. While there isn’t much bite to these, you’ll sure be chomping down on them! The recipe can be altered for however many people want to have a snack. If you’re just eatingContinue Reading

Deviled Spider Eggs

Deviled Spider Eggs

Deviled Spider Eggs   Felipe Femur the skeleton, here. I want to share the recipe for one of most delicious snacks this side of the grave. Deviled Spider Eggs! They’re sure to please ghouls and guests alike. The recipe makes a dozen so save some for your friends, throw a Halloween party, or entomb the extras inContinue Reading

Monster Cookies

Monster Cookies

Monster Cookies Runny the witch, here. I want to share the recipe for one of the most monstrously delicious snacks this side of the grave. Monster Cookies! They’re sure to please ghouls and guests alike. This recipe makes around thirty-two cookies, sixteen of each color, so save some for your friends, throw a Halloween party, orContinue Reading

Le Chat Noir: Dead End

Le Chat Noir: Dead End

Dead End Wes Noyer, P.I. Monday, OCT 3 It’s a crooked world. There’s a Dutch angle on the whole thing. Makes me want to go jump in the lake and leave it all behind. Makes a lot of folks think that way—those who have lingered in the shade and not spent their lives on theContinue Reading

Felipe Femur and the Skeletones!

Felipe Femur and the Skeletones!

  Felipe Femur and the Skeletones  Felipe Femur and the Skeletones (group) are a band of underworld jazz musicians. They play gigs at the Lion’s Share and in other places around Toonstone at least once every two weeks. The skeleton crew practice much more than that, often nightly. These cool cats thought it would be theContinue Reading