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Felipe Femur: The Original Story

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Felipe Femur: The Original Story

Meet Felipe Femur the skeleton. He lives in a closet where he has lots of fun. But there’s an awful feeling growing in his heart.

Join Felipe Femur on his quest to defeat boredom and loneliness and find happiness. Read along as he learns something new about himself and meets interesting monster friends, including a hungry, toothless werewolf, a sun loving vampire, and a not so wicked witch, who is in the middle of boiling up some gross green stew in her cauldron. Join Felipe Femur as he problem solves and helps his friends with their issues of eating without teeth, cooking and testing the food while having a burnt tongue, and being too sensitive to the sun.

Postcards from Felipe Femur

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Postcards from Felipe Femur

Felipe Femur the skeleton is on a road trip. Traveling with him are some of his monster best friends… and Joe Miller. Joe Miller is just your average guy—or is he? Learn along with Felipe just how unusual Joe Miller might be.

Runny Rotten the not-so-wicked witch, Sunny Stoker the sun loving vampire, Gummy Garou the toothless werewolf, and Melody Muse the mute Banshee with her musical crab Choral are traveling with Felipe Femur the skeleton in an RV. They all hope to see what the mortal world has to offer. Joe Miller has been invited as he’s the most down to earth, average guy that the rest of the crew knows. They had hoped he might serve as a sort of a tour guide to the strange mortal lands. Plus, the guy can pitch in for gas and snacks.

  The Monsters Under the Bed & Other Spooky Stories for Kids Book

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 The Monsters Under the Bed & Other Spooky Stories for Kids

 

A collection of scary stories from the monsters under the bed.

There are many scary things out there—bugs, ghosts, aliens, hungry beasts, and clowns—to name a few. Perhaps scariest of all of these things are monsters. They could be lurking in that dark corner, or just outside your window on a stormy night, or, worst of all, they could be waiting to grab your ankles from under the bed! Unknown creatures that might eat you or drag you back to their stinky lairs and never let you go. But what if even monsters got scared? What if they never wanted to scare you in the first place; just to be your friend? The following spooky stories are from the mouths of the monsters themselves so you can see their point-of-view and put yourself in their monstrous shoes to see what scares them.

 Feast of the Beast

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Feast for the Beast

All the monsters are gathered for a feast. Felipe Femur the skeleton, Sunny Stoker the vampire, Runny Rotten the witch, and Gummy Garou the werewolf are celebrating the winter season together. Cozy in Gummy the toothless werewolf’s crescent moon home, they’re ready for lots of good food. While the turkey cooks, everyone enjoys the holiday parade and a Loch Ness pop-star concert on TV. Everyone except for the beast Gummy. He’s too hungry to wait and sneaks off for a little snack. Just a little one. A little turns into a lot and Gummy finds himself in a tough situation. Read along as he attempts to make things right and save the holiday from being ruined.

Le Chat Noir: Crooked World Book

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Le Chat Noir: Crooked World

Wes Noyer INC., Noyer’s private investigator office founded after his leaving from the police force, is in the business of solving mysteries and a new one has just fallen in his furry lap. The Addams family is short one member. Lucy, Mr. and Mrs. Addams’ beloved white cat, has gone missing. Private Investigator Wes Noyer takes the case and begins his search at The Lion’s Share cabaret where trouble always seems to find him. His case takes him through shady alleys, into the sleazy businesses of The Wander’s Launderer Laundromat and Bizarre Bazaar, as well as seedy motels, and the dark recesses of his own troubled mind.

Kitchen Witch: Halloween Recipes for Kids Book

Kitchen Witch: Dessert, Drinks, and Delicious Snacks

Kitchen Witch: Dessert, Drinks, and Delicious Snacks, a new e-book, is coming soon to Amazon! As we prep this one for serving, feel free to check out the list of free recipes that Runny the witch has made on our website here! There are teatime terrors, bizarre beverages, spooky snacks, and dreadful deserts to be discovered. Slurp up some witch’s brew party punch, scarf down some tomb-scones, monster cookies, and grave goblets, or snack on some tarantula treats or spider bites. All recipes have detailed, easy-to-follow instructions with pictures for each step. Our newest additions are a series of video recipes that you can follow along to and create monstrous dishes. Keep an eye (of newt) out for Kitchen Witch: Halloween Recipes for Kids.

 Monster Book of Jokes

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Monster Book of Jokes

The Monster Book of Jokes is a collection of jokes with a horror theme. Enjoy more than 175 jokes about Aliens, Ghost, Skeletons, Vampires, Werewolves, and Witches. Perfect for Halloween, campfire gatherings, for telling under blankets after lights-out, or anytime you want to laugh or make your friends and family chuckle. Kids and parents can both enjoy the comedy within—puns, anti-jokes, and play on words, etc.!

Why do aliens write love notes using crop circles? How do you debunk aliens? What did the ghost teacher say to her confused students? Why do skeletons like easy questions? Why don’t witches wear top hats? What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? How are vampires like dentures? Find out the funny answers to each of these questions and many more!

As an alien might say, “Take me to your reader. Your E-reader, that is.” Enjoy the humorous jokes that have funny fiends themselves howling with laughter. Get your funny bone tickled and be the life of the party with this collection of Halloween humor.


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