Werewolf Jokes

Werewolf Jokes

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Hoooooooow are you? I’m Gummy the toothless werewolf, here to introduce some werewolf jokes. If you crave humor like I do, I’m sure you’ll love this serving of comedy. Reading this list, you’re certain get your fill of funny kids jokes with enough left over to share with friends and family. Are you ready to howl with laughter? If so, enjoy the jokes!

 

Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?

He was trying to make ends meet!

What did the clown do at a werewolves’ party?

Had them howling all night

Why don’t werewolves eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?

He had a bone to pick with him!

Why are werewolf fingernails never longer than 11 inches?

Because if they were any longer they’d be a foot!

What did the werewolf say when he tripped on the dirt road?

Ruff!

Why are werewolves scared of shaving?

Because it’s a hairy situation. 

Where do werewolves hate shopping?

The flea market. 

Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?

He got to the funny bone! 

How do werewolves eat their meals?

They wolf it down!

What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?

A weir-wolf!

What do you call a werewolf who thinks there are ticks on the moon?

A luna-tick!

What’s a werewolf’s favorite food?

You!

What did the rancher say when the werewolf ate his dog?

Doggone!

Why are werewolves seen as witty?

Because they’re always giving snappy answers!

What happened to the werewolf who didn’t brush his teeth?

His breathe became worse than his bite. 

Why do werewolves love Halloween?

The treats deliver themselves all night! 

Why should you not tug at a werewolf tail?

It could be the end of you!

How do you stop a werewolf howling inside?

Put him outside.

What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?

A wear-what-wolf.

How do werewolves know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it’s full.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

A couple of angry monsters

Did you enjoy these werewolf jokes? Find more in the Kindle E-book, Monster Book of Jokes:

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